Saturday, February 02, 2008

William M. Briggs, Statistician � Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows

William M. Briggs, Statistician � Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows Uh oh. Now maybe Bush will do something about global warming.

A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”

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